In which the internet helps me finish my weird song.

From Dad To Me Subject Blood RH Factor?
Are you plus or minus?

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From Me To Dad Subject RE: Blood RH Factor?
Negative Why?
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From Me To Dad Subject RE: Blood RH Factor?
it's the zombie apocalypse isn't it? You're planning to sacrifice me first since my blood is so delicious? Oh wait, that's the vampire apocalypse. All this time spent preparing for the zombies and in the end, it's the vampires who destroy us all. Unfortunate, indeed.
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From Dad To Me Subject RE: RE: Blood RH Factor?
Just curious.

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From Me To Dad Subject RE: RE: RE: Blood RH Factor?
you were just driving home and were suddenly struck by an unquenchable curiosity to know what my RH factor was? What were you listening to the radio and they sang "I'd love you even if your RH Factor were negative, but I positively love that your heart beats positive"?
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Ok, clearly, internets... this is a good [read: horrendous] lyric. Unfortunately [read: fortunately?] I'm pretty bad at biology sooo...

I'd love you even if your RH Factor were negative,
but I positively love that your heart beats positive.

......... take it away! ;)