Don't you judge me, Mister Candy Bar. I've been dieting for months. I run. I cut out sugar, soda, and most refined grains. I drink protein shakes for breakfast. I even joined a gym. I take my lunch. I eat kale. Kale!
So if I want to gobble up an American, milk chocolate, low quality, trapped in a vending machine, stale, overpriced 3 Musketeer Bar, then by golly I will. And not apologize to anyone. So there.
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